she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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