O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
