yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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