no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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