Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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