He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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