BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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