He disabled his match.com account in front of me
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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