That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
