As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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