I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
You peed on a flamingo?!?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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