I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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