the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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