YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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