Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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