that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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