found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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