If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Randomize
