So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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