Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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