so that wasnt chicken after all
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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