turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
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