he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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