No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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