It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
