My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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