I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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