I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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