You work out of a Hotel?
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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