Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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