We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
that's an acceptable place to lick
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Randomize
