Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Is it penis luge time yet?
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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