Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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