im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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