Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Houston, we have a squirter
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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