I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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