I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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