If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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