I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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