dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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