when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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