Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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