Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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