oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Damn victory sex feels great
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Randomize
