I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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