oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I could fuck to npr.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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