dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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