I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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