so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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