Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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