Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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