Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize