Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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