well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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