i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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